Welcome all gamers, from far and wide…Here’s my wisdom, there’s dick jokes inside!

 

Howdy everybody, welcome to my blog. My name is Daryl, and I am a washed up, retired old gamer. I’m one of those guys that starts every conversation related to gaming with “Back in my day!” I have a strong dislike for video games nowadays. Actually, I hate them. I mean, I really hate them. You know when you’re having a cup of coffee (or tea if you are a woman) and you have a few biscuits by your side, ready to be dipped into said coffee. It’s a wonderful feeling isn’t it? That is, until you leave one of the poor little bastards in for too long like your some biscuit hating American soldier out to give the Afghans supply of Mcvities some water freedom. The poor, defenceless little guys ass comes flying off as he melts into the coffee, bringing up long forgotten memories of the final scenes from terminator 2, almost expecting the remaining biscuit to give you a thumbs up as his crumbling corpse is painfully dissolved into your drink.. Aside from the now obvious fact that biscuit killing is and shall always be a hideous crime…I hate modern video games more than losing my beloved biscuits.

There’s my intro, now you know nothing about me, follow me on an adventure…An adventure into Retro Town, a magical, creative place where you can read my whimsical rants about video games!

Alex shares my view on modern video games

Alex shares my view on modern video games

 

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